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'"Mrs Byrne, you've a beautiful, very pale, ginger-haired baby boy with a wonky eye." As she was handed me by the midwife, my mother wept for all the wrong reasons. She could have shagged a platypus and I still would have come out better than this.' So begins Jason Byrne's Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy, a laugh-out-loud memoir that captures the childhood adventures of an accident-prone youngster in 1970s and 1980s suburban Dublin. It was a time when your brother persuaded you to eat the grease behind the cooker by telling you it was caramel, your house was blown up by lightning, your dad mixed up the toothpaste and the 'arse-cream', and you fell asleep on Sunday nights to the sound of one of the neighbours - who were all named Paddy - drunkenly singing 'Magic Moments' in the good front room. All of this while trying to stop your wonky eye from giving the game away. Jason Byrne's childhood adventures are nostalgic, heart-warming and, above all, hilarious. 'When you read this you'll realise Jason might actually be the normal one in his family,' John Bishop. 'I loved this book so much I wanted to cover it in wallpaper and write to all my pen pals about it!Amy Huberman 'A comedy god,' The Mirror. 'Outright king of live comedy,' The Times.

My enemies know me as Lord Bannor the Bold, Pride of the English and Terror of the French. Never in my life have I backed down from any challenge or betrayed so much as a hint of fear--until the war ended and I found myself a reluctant papa to a dozen unruly children. Praise for Sylvia Day and her novels Lucy Houston and Mickey Chandler probably shouldn't have fallen in love, let Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy: The Short-Arse Years: Jason Byrne's Memoir download ebook pdf alone gotten married. They're both plagued with faulty genes--he has bipolar disorder, and she has a ravaging family history of breast cancer. But when their paths cross on the night of Lucy's twenty-first birthday, sparks fly, and there's no denying their chemistry. Grains of sand, bridges, shampoo, a bike, board games, yoga, sellotape, birds, balloons, tattoos, wandering hands, tweezers, maths, fish, letterboxes, puppets, a vacuum cleaner, a ball of string - and love. In this novel of yous and mes, of hims and hers, Pagano choreographs the objects, gestures, places and persons through which love is made real.

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Author: Jason Byrne
Number of Pages: 392 pages
Published Date: 15 May 2017
Publisher: Gill
Publication Country: Dublin, Ireland
Language: English
ISBN: 9780717170371
Download Link: Click Here
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